You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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