Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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