she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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