is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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