then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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