Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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