So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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