You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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