I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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