I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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