There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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