that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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