North Korea, Best Korea!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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