So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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