god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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