508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
you never un-have a 4some
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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