his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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