you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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