shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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