I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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