Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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