You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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