every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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