Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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