if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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