I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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