How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can I color on your dick again?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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