then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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