I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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