TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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