Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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