You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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