Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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