there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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