dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Randomize
