remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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