...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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