This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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