if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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