ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
