we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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