What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
