doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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