I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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