Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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