How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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