drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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