There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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