YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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