I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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