Have you finally orgasmed yet?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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