is wine microwaveable?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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