We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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