Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
false alarm, still single
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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