Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Who died my cat blue again?
we should paint friendship bongs
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