they need to just BURY HIM!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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