Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have aggressive nipples.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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