I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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