Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
They took my balls.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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